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By Simon Winheld

A hippo concerns that her MFA is completely lifeless. A cardinal has roommate difficulties. A hummingbird is keen to affix a social community. A bush child teeters at the part (You wanna throw down?!) right here for the 1st time are the innermost recommendations of our hairy and feathered acquaintances, who—it is eventually revealed—humorously proportion an analogous anxieties, frustrations, and preoccupations as we do. no matter if it is a raccoon fretting approximately his judgmental associates, a buffalo impatiently watching for his dumplings, or a sloth considering a profession in stand-up comedy, each one colorfully illustrated critter captures a second of recent flux—and jointly they convey an irresistibly humorous portrait of a nation either wild and amusingly frequent.

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